Roy

What can you say about this man that hasn’t already been written in numerous articles about him, mostly in medical journals? From the very first one of his “little episodes,” Roy has distinguished himself as an individual (at least we hope there’s only one) that is unique in human history. I mean, how many experimental behavioral studies can one subject endure before he goes a little “cuckoo” to use a clinical term? Just like his partner Tuba Jim, Roy was born in North Carolina. It’s been said that the statistical odds against these two being born in roughly the same geographical area in the same millennium are astronomical. We here at Clothing Optional Productions think it was just incredibly bad luck for the State of North Carolina. Come on out to the next show and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, if Roy’s having one of his “spells” and says that “the voices” told him to clean the guns, run like hell!